“I need two armoured cars
But Ma’am, this can’t go without a word
“Who cares?”
“If they ask, tell them that it’s an act of God”

Your Excellency, you can’t leave at this critical time
Remember charity begins at home
Why? When did going to ‘a holy land’ become a crime?
Since ASUU, G-7 and these insurgents have defiled this land and won’t leave me alone”

Ma’am, you have to be careful with your comments
These citizens may seem weak but their youth are fierce
“So what? They are just unemployable graduates
And compared to my achievements, they are moi-moi case”

Sir, what have you done concerning these strikers?
“My dear, I did advise them to use another method to drive home their points
We don’t have their respect and can’t agree at this point”
You know, considering our…hmh… justified pay as lawmakers

Written by: Clement Virginpoet
Edited by: Kukogho Iruesiri Samson

Previous Post
Leave a comment

Please let us know what you think

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: